A. Rod and Madonna S@x Tape?

A. Rod's personal life is a disaster making this top-priced equity headed no where but down!

*There are rumors swirling that there is an illicit s@x tape of Madonna and Alex Rodriguez for sale. I read about this a couple of days ago when it was only on one website, but I thought it unlikely. Now the story is all over the place. I still can't believe it, the details are just too contrived. The story goes that Madonna and A-Rod were regularly borrowing a friends apartment for some personal time. Unknown to the amorous couple, the friend had another friend who found out about the situation and hid a camera focused on the sofa. Now camera guy has a tape that he wants to sell for upwards of $2,000,000.

*New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez signed with the William Morris Agency on Tuesday in an attempt to extend his brand beyond the baseball diamond.

The previous 2 news stories are hitting the papers across the country during the past 24 hours, so watch for nothing less than it gaining steam esp on the weekend tabloid shows. Along with his relatively new divorce and Madonna's now bad publicity, with this xxx tape and her brothers tell all, I am sure time w/ her is a barrel of laughs! HE IS MISERABLE! This stock will not sustain the current 403.10 price. Its a short play